- Artery
- The study of paintings.
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Bacteria
- Back door to cafeteria.
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Barium
- What doctors do when patients die.
- Benign
- What you be after you be eight.
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Cesarean Section
- A neighborhood in Rome.
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Cat scan
- Searching for kitty.
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Cauterize
- Made eye contact with her.
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Colic
- A sheep dog.
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Coma
- A punctuation mark.
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D & C
- Where Washington is.
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Dilate
- To live long.
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Enema
- Not a friend.
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Fester
- Quicker than someone else.
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Fibula
- A small lie.
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Genital
- Non-Jewish person.
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G.I. Series
- World Series of military baseball.
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Hangnail
- What you hang your coat on.
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Impotent
- Distinguished, well known.
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Labor Pain
- Getting hurt at work.
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Medical Staff
- A Doctor's cane.
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Morbid
- A higher offer than I bid.
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Nitrates
- Cheaper than day rates.
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Node
- I knowed it.
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Outpatient
- A patient who has fainted.
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Pap Smear
- A fatherhood test.
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Pelvis
- Second cousin to Elvis.
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Post Operative
- A letter carrier.
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Recovery Room
- Place to do upholstery.
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Rectum
- Damn near killed him.
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Secretion
- Hiding something.
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Seizure
- Roman emperor.
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Tablet
- A small table.
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Terminal Illness
- Getting sick at the airport.
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Tumor
- More than one.
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Urine
- Opposite of you're out.
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Varicose
- Near by or close by
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